A Matter of Perspective [complete]
Okay. I think I'm stalling on Sweet Love. I'm all pr0n-ed out, guys. I already gave ya four Danny/Flack pr0n art, dangit! ;P I think I need to return to some angst or gen work before I can write any more pr0n. *lol* There is at least one gen one-shot story and a comedic, slash one-shot story that I've already started. I'm itching so badly to finish them first.
In the mean time, here's something impromptu and fluffy. I was inspired by this funny short story I read that was made up solely of dialogue, and I wanted to give the writing style a shot and see where I could take it. Enjoy!
Fandom: CSI:NY
Author: Kimmychu
Rating: FRT
Pairing: Danny/Flack
Content Warning: Nada. Just fluffiness between the guys. And a very, very common … bodily ritual. You’ll see what I mean.
Spoilers: Nada.
Summary: It’s all a matter of perspective. Danny/Flack floofiness.
Disclaimer: Yes. They belong to me. In fact, I feed them top quality seaweed and healthy food products. Once a month.
“Ohh, yeah, Danny, that feels so good …”
“I’m just gonna go a little deeper, ‘kay?”
“Yeah, yeah, go for it - oohhh, that’s goooood.”
“Does it hurt?”
“No, not at all … keep goin’, don’t stop!”
“Then keep still! You’re wrigglin’ too much!”
“I can’t … it’s - I gotta move, Danny, I can’t stand it -”
“If you move, I might hurt ya and I don’t wanna do that!”
“You’re not gonna hurt me. And anyways, I’ll tell ya if it hurts.”
“Okay, just - just keep still a little while more.”
“Awwwww -”
“Don. You don’t keep still, I’m gonna stop.”
“Meanie.”
“That’s ‘cause I love ya.”
“Meanie … See? I ain’t movin’. Happy?”
“Yeah. Now lemme get on with it.”
“Ohhh, oh yeah, that’s it, I’m feelin’ it. Go deeper, Danny.”
“Okay, Don, there’s another one comin’ … get ready -”
“Oooooohhhhhhh … oh man -”
“Almost … there …”
“Oooohhh, shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit …”
“Got it!”
“Oh man, oh man, that felt great!”
“You’re crazy, ya know that?”
“Whaaaaat? It’s true! It does feel good!”
“I’m not talkin’ ‘bout that! I mean, look at this!”
“Yeah, and?”
“Don. When was the last time you cleaned out your ears?”
“I dunno, how am I s’pposed to remember stuff like that? I’m a busy guy!”
“I oughta take a picture of what’s on this tissue paper right here and upload it to every shock community on the internet. You’ll be an online star in no time.”
“As if you don’t have ear wax, Danno.”
“Yeah, but at least I clean them out on a regular basis!”
“Trivial matters, babe, trivial matters.”
“You. Are. Gross.”
“Says the guy who just announced he loves me a minute ago. Oh, and is in my bed with me and holdin’ a used Q-tip and a tissue paper full a’ my -”
“If you wanna touch my perfect ass again, you better not finish that sentence.”
“What, I’m just statin’ the facts here -”
“I see. You don’t want me to clean out your other ear.”
“Whoa, hey now, let’s not get too hasty here -”
“It’s okay, Don, you have two hands that work just fine so it’s obvious ya don’t require my services anymore -”
“Heeeeeey now, let’s back the truck up here a sec!”
“I’ll just put this packet of Q-tips back into the drawer …”
“Daaaaaaaannnnnnnyy.”
“Yeeees?”
“Please clean out my other ear? Please? I‘ll keep still and say nothin’. Honest.”
“I dunno … what’s in it for me?”
“Uhm, I, uh … hey, you’re smilin’.”
“Am not.”
“Yes, you are! You’re smilin’! I saw it!”
“Hahahahah! Stop it! Stoooop it!”
“Ohh, I know all your tickle spots, Danny, every single one!”
“Okay, okay! I’ll do it! Stop ticklin’ me, damnit!”
“Admit it, ya like it.”
“No, I don’t. I like you.”
“That’s not what ya said just nooooow.”
“Wha, once a day isn’t enough?”
“Don’t matter how many times I hear it from ya. It’ll always be like the first time.”
“Anybody ever tell ya what a mushbag ya are, Crimestopper?”
“Yeah. My kinka-poodle does.”
“Didn’t I tell ya to stop callin’ me that?”
“Yeah, but for some reason, your teeth are always showin’ whenever I do, like that - that cat from Alice in Wonderland. The Cheshire cat.”
“You’re a dork.”
“A dork who loves you too.”
“I know you do, Don, I know. Now turn ‘round so I can clean your other ear.”
Fin.
Whaaaaaaaaaat? Don't look at me like that. ;P Blame your own pervy mind.
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