Kimmychu ([info]csiny_sl) wrote,
@ 2008-02-26 01:27:00
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Current mood: shocked but also amused
Entry tags:fandom_wank

The WTF-Boat has officially docked in CSI:NY fandom, redux
Okay, I reread the secrets and I realized there's a whole lotta information in them. But first, a very brief recap of the previous Carmine stalker wank: A secret shows up on [info]fandomsecrets on Feb 21st claiming that a fan had stalked Carmine Giovinazzo's house and stood outside it for hours waiting for him to come out. An anonymouse or two show up and names [info]sugah66 as the alleged stalker. A whole buncha wank ensues but after a day or so, it dies down.

Gee, did we speak too soon or what?

Okay, I'll have to assume whoever posted the secrets are D/L shippers. D/L smut writers warring? Private D/L LJ groups? D/L shippers posting and sharing PICTURES of his HOUSE on the freakin' INTERNET?!

Can I have a big cup of What the Fuck with a plate of Are You All Fucking Crazy please?





Here's secret #1.

This one made me laugh and creeped me out at the same time. COME ON, WHO WOULDN'T LAUGH AT THE LAST LINE?! ROFL 5 Look at it, it's one D/L shipper telling another D/L shipper that Carmine Giovinazzo is their future husband! ROFL 5ROFL 5ROFL 5 Kinda difficult to take someone like that seriously, don't ya think?

It seems the secret poster is best friends with whoever the secret is aimed at. The secret poster also claims that the person has told her before she's going to marry Carmine or something. This is really interesting because in the first Carmine stalker wank, there were at least two anons who claimed that [info]sugah66 had said such a thing on her Myspace blog before deleting it. The thread can be read here. (If you're on dial-up or you don't want to load so many images, you can see a screencap of it here.) The other claim can be read here. Whether the claim is true or not, I have no idea.

The private D/L LJ group is another interesting tidbit. I'm gonna assume group means community here. What does it mean, private? As far as I know, an LJ community can be invite only. Is that what it might mean? If that's the case, how many private D/L LJ communities are there? Hmmm.

As [info]blodwen and [info]faylinn_drake have mentioned, the roaches in the secret is probably referring to us OMG EVIL SLASHERS WHO LUVS TEH GAYZ. *lol* Rather disappointing for an insulting nickname for us though. Roaches are the toughest creatures on earth. Able to live without a head for weeks, able to survive a nuclear holocaust, yaddayaddayadda. Hell, roaches will survive long after mankind is gone so, thanks for the compliment! ROFL 5

And hey! Angell is not a bitch! She's one gorgeous homicide detective! Geez, threatened, much?

As for the secret poster claiming the person is in NY waiting for Carmine and Anna Belknap to film episodes for the show, GEEZ, that is creepy shit. [info]mbnola mentioned that Sugah had moved to NY and I checked Sugah's profile and saw the location listed to be Queens in NYC. Coincidence? After all the wank and the fact she's the only person outright named so far, only two conclusions I can think of:

1) Somebody might be trying to frame Sugah for God knows what, or
2) ... what the secrets and anonymouses claim is possibly true and Sugah really is the alleged stalker.

GYAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Either one is fucked up.





Here's secret #2.

Now this one creeped me out. At least the first one, I can laugh at the absurdity. (Although the jaded part of me thinks the poster of the first secret was deadly serious.)

Secret #1 says: You think we are best friends. This one says: I thought we were friends. Guess the secret poster (if it's not the same one) isn't friends with whoever the secret's directed at anymore. Now we also have more details on what's going on.

Whoever stalked Carmine's house in Los Angeles ACTUALLY TOOK PHOTOGRAPHS OF IT AND POSTED IT ONTO HER JOURNAL! (I'm assuming it's a her since the thought of a GUY doing this is ... weeeeeeeeeeird. *lol*) What the flying FUCK? That is not funny, man. That is fucking creepy and stupid too. If this is true ... oh MAN. It really, really makes me wonder whether the anonymouse who claimed to have proof of [info]sugah66 being the alleged stalker is telling the truth as well. CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPY.

I don't even want to talk about how fucking freaky it is the secret poster wants Carmine's address too. For what?! STALKING HIM AS WELL?! Meeeeeeeeeessed uuuuuuup. So if the secrets' claims are true, there are TWO potential stalkers we're talking about here! *shudders* CARMINE, AMP UP YOUR SECURITY RIGHT NOW!

What's this board the secret is referring to? Since D/L is mentioned, I'm gonna assume it's that DL Chem board. It's the only D/L board I've heard of so far.

Secret poster? If roaches really does refer to us Danny/Flack fans, I have absolutely no interest in EVER talking to you. You can stay on the D/L side, thank you very much!

And the claim of whoever the heck you're directing the secret at sending Anthony Zuiker letters begging for a job?

ROFL 5ROFL 5ROFL 5ROFL 5

Wow, just reading that cracked me up so much. True or not, it's hilarious! As if Zuiker's going to be that stupid and hire any random person based on 'begging letters'! (Damn, if it's true, I'd love to read those letters!)






And finally, here's secret #3.

Compared to the above two, this one is tame. Lacking batshittery. This one just sounds like a random D/L writer being too scared of another D/L writer to openly diss her work or something. I know jack about D/L writers or stories so I have no idea who the secret poster or the person it's meant for could be. *lol* However, considering it was posted in the same [info]fandomsecrets post with the other two secrets ... I think it's too much of a coincidence for it to not be connected to the other two.

I'll just say this much though: if ya don't like this writer's smut, why bother reading it?! You're making this person sound like some scary BNF who rules the fandom or something! If yours really is that far better, just tell the person and stick to writing your own stuff, for crying out loud.





Ya know what? I'm just so happy Danny/Flack has none of this batshit insanity. I love you guys for being fantastic people who don't act like crazy two-year-olds or something.


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[info]10th_letter
2008-02-25 05:47 pm UTC (link)
See, part of me wants to take this crap seriously and then I see the pic that they used for the last secret and my mind goes to NAUGHTY places. Quickly too.

Seriously though, how far do these secrest have to go before the cops are involved? I mean, some of this stuff borders of criminal.

What's the worst a Danny/Flack fan going to do? Laugh and then proceed to write some VERY dirty smut? We seem the be the ship that involves rolling their eyes and then going off to stare at Danny vicariously through Flack.

I'm Harry Potter fan and there was some insanity at this level with the Harry/Hermione shippers. Now, it's clearly stated in the book that Harry thinks of her as a sister, but, far be it for canon to stop a shipper. I don't know the details, but there were some very crazy things exhanged between the Harry/Hermione shippers and the Ron/Hermione shippers. Poor Harry just stands there going: "Dude, WTF?"

Can't we all just get along?

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[info]csiny_sl
2008-02-26 03:42 am UTC (link)
*lol* Me too! He sure looks like he's having a good time there, isn't he?

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Seriously though, how far do these secrest have to go before the cops are involved? I mean, some of this stuff borders of criminal.


I am creeped out just looking at the secrets. If the stalking claims are true, yeah, it is criminal activity, alright. I'd be freaked out if somebody did the same thing to me! Restraining order, anybody?

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What's the worst a Danny/Flack fan going to do? Laugh and then proceed to write some VERY dirty smut?


Yep. *lol* I'm writing the final installment of Wherever You go and merman!Danny to cleanse my brain of this wanky insanity.

And about the Harry Potter wank, yeah, I heard about that! There's so much wank in that particular fandom that I've steered clear of it from the start. Don't tell me there's still wank even though the series has ended?!

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[info]10th_letter
2008-02-26 05:00 am UTC (link)
There was a good deal of wank when the final book was published and released. A lot of it was "How could she do this to (insert character's name here)? She made him/her so OOC!" Cut to me reading that thinking "How can an author, make her OWN creation "out of character"?

After the last book was published, there were some major revelations about a fairly big character (name omitted for spoiler's sake). Then we got this gem: "I can't believe what she did to ____! She doesn't understand him! Clearly she doesn't deserve him!"

That one broke my brain.

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[info]csiny_sl
2008-02-26 05:28 am UTC (link)
*lol* Futurama! Loves that squid dude.

Wow, Yeah, I read something about this on Fandom Wank. So JKR writes her own characters OOC? Hmmmmm. :P

Ah, I just checked your profile page. I see you are over 18 so friended you are! :> I'm a little wary of friending people with no birthdate these days since there's NC-17 artwork in locked posts and all that.

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[info]flackie
2008-02-25 05:48 pm UTC (link)
Ya know what? I'm just so happy Danny/Flack has none of this batshit insanity. I love you guys for being fantastic people who don't act like crazy two-year-olds or something.

Yeah, you're right.
I'm happy, I'm here with you all were the sane people are. Grin 5

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[info]csiny_sl
2008-02-26 03:46 am UTC (link)
Awwwwwww, is that Danny and Flack smiling at each other?

Hahah, yes! We are all sane here! :D Wink right back atcha!

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[info]matalinolukaret
2008-02-25 06:11 pm UTC (link)
We might be insane, but we don't do that batshittery. For sure. :D

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[info]csiny_sl
2008-02-26 03:47 am UTC (link)
Naw, we just write lots of buttsex. Way more fun than batshittery.

*lol*

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[info]cassiejamie
2008-02-25 06:15 pm UTC (link)
You know in the past I used to get angry being called names for being a slasher. Also used to get angry that obsessive fans like that are the reason fandom gets such crap.

Now I laugh because I know in the end, at least I'm not the one who ends up getting the C&D and the court date!

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[info]csiny_sl
2008-02-26 03:48 am UTC (link)
Ahh, the old, "EW, U LIEKS GAYZ, U SICK," flame for us slashers. Yep, I've had a few of those myself. I just find them amusing.

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Now I laugh because I know in the end, at least I'm not the one who ends up getting the C&D and the court date!


Hahah! True!

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[info]firefox1490
2008-02-25 06:36 pm UTC (link)
Seriously I pay NO attention to what goes on in fandom. It makes me feel like a bad fan when something happens and I have no idea what happened. But really this, this is crazy. Silly fanboys and fangirls are WHY I ignore fandom comms cause fandom wanks like this. But damn is this funny.

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[info]csiny_sl
2008-02-26 03:50 am UTC (link)
Hey, don't feel bad. I wouldn't have known about any of this either if I didn't visit [info]fandomsecrets.

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But damn is this funny.


*lol* Yeah, funny but also so darn creepy.

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[info]laminy
2008-02-25 08:31 pm UTC (link)
What the hell is going on over there? Um, yeah, crazy much? The first two are just freakin' creepy. The third isn't as bad, but it's still pretty stupid. People waiting outside his house and taking pictures is just weird. Like, whoa. Thank god seriously, that Danny/Flack isn't like that.

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[info]csiny_sl
2008-02-26 03:51 am UTC (link)
Awwww, Adam. :D

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Um, yeah, crazy much?


Word.

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Thank god seriously, that Danny/Flack isn't like that.


Double word!

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[info]moi_parecrit
2008-02-25 08:32 pm UTC (link)
Insanity has found new depths with all of this. Lord.

Oh, and batshittery is my new favourite word. :)

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[info]csiny_sl
2008-02-26 03:52 am UTC (link)
:D Josh Groban! I love his voice.

Batshittery is my new favorite word as well, thanks to [info]faylinn_drake. *lol*

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[info]angelicalangie
2008-02-25 09:30 pm UTC (link)
I think all the bats of the world ran out of shit for the first two secrets. Thank god D/F fans, whilst living in our own world of smut (and a very nice world it is too) haven't descended to backstabbing and batshittery.

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[info]csiny_sl
2008-02-26 03:56 am UTC (link)
I laughed so hard at the first sentence. Oh, poor bats, they are forever associated with crazy fangirls. *LOL*

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Thank god D/F fans, whilst living in our own world of smut (and a very nice world it is too) haven't descended to backstabbing and batshittery.


Definitely!

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[info]angelicalangie
2008-02-26 04:19 am UTC (link)
It is too High school for me to believe all this was started by anyone over the age of minority. I prefer my fandoms to actually know there is a world out there. We may not wish to acknowledge it from time to time, but we do,and recognise that stalking and other behaviours are not that of a sane happy healthy person.

(I really felt like adding 'and that such behaviours would prevent the gorgeous actor of said fangirling from marrying ME! - in some sad,pathetic bizzaro land that never was (Snarcasm).)

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Ah the insanity
[info]mbnola
2008-02-25 09:38 pm UTC (link)
Thanks for posting it here, because I don't think I am ever going to go over there again, ignorance is bliss!

I think it must be something in the...what was it, "pink fog" that is turning them all looney toons. I laugh at it all, even if some of it is screaming for a 72 hour hold.

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Re: Ah the insanity
[info]csiny_sl
2008-02-26 03:59 am UTC (link)
Uhm, go over where? :P [info]fandomsecrets? Hahahah, yeah, it's a hotbed for wank sometimes but it's an interesting place. Discovered new fandoms from there.

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I think it must be something in the...what was it, "pink fog" that is turning them all looney toons.


Yep, we Shipper Central moderators at TalkCSI are unfortunately familiar with that. *lol*

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[info]byrons_brain
2008-02-25 10:30 pm UTC (link)
OMG these people are insane! I really feel embrassed from them...

Oh my, please excuse me I have to go piss myself with laughter....

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[info]csiny_sl
2008-02-26 04:00 am UTC (link)
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I really feel embrassed from them...


Yeah, it can't be helped, can it? I am just glad none of this craziness happens in the D/F side.

And I figure if Carmine ever heard about this wank, he'd probably look like he does in your icon, hahah!

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[info]faylinn_drake
2008-02-25 10:43 pm UTC (link)
#1 is kind of over-the-top insane and I'm not sure I can take it seriously (either that or the person needs SERIOUS mental help), #2 is still ridunkulous but slightly more creepy (and I think that person may be delusional because the DL fans we actually interact with aren't batshit like that), and #3 makes me want to roll my eyes and sigh. You read about all of the stupid crap like holding stories hostage for reviews and other crap involving fanfic for other fandoms, but I thought we'd managed to avoid that kind of shit in NY--apparently that's not so in the DL side of the fandom because drama over fanfic is ridiculous, and being afraid to be honest and risk being hated is so the drama.

Roaches. Seriously. *lol*

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[info]csiny_sl
2008-02-26 04:04 am UTC (link)
Yeah, delusional is the key word here, I think. The DL fans we do interact with are quite sane and normal folk so far.

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You read about all of the stupid crap like holding stories hostage for reviews and other crap involving fanfic for other fandoms, but I thought we'd managed to avoid that kind of shit in NY--apparently that's not so in the DL side of the fandom because drama over fanfic is ridiculous, and being afraid to be honest and risk being hated is so the drama.


Boy, do I know what you're talking about. Pisses me off when fanfiction writers do that. You don't write to get praises! You write because you want to! Stop giving good writers a bad name, damnit!

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[info]poison_girl_t
2008-02-26 12:09 am UTC (link)
Ok, I have a question. If we are roaches, that's why they're always filling the DL thread with pink fog? - Oh, wait, that's in another board -

About the pics, the first one make me wish he/she/it is kidding. If not, I would warn Carmine to get a bodyguard. Really.

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[info]csiny_sl
2008-02-26 04:07 am UTC (link)
HAHAHAHAH! Oh, that is funny. Good one! :D Is the pink fog supposed to repel roaches or something? Damn, those pesticide people have got it all wrong!

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About the pics, the first one make me wish he/she/it is kidding.


The last line makes me laugh every time. Like, pointing at the screen, going, "AHAHAAH! CRAZY PERSON!" *lol*

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[info]detdonflackjr
2008-02-26 12:29 am UTC (link)
I really hope these people stay far away from Carmine. O_o

I also hope they stay far away from D/F.

Roaches - I'm flattered. ^_^

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[info]csiny_sl
2008-02-26 04:08 am UTC (link)
If the secrets are serious and they're not jokes, hell yeah, I hope Carmine has maximum security now.

And hell YEAH, I don't want any of this batshittery touching our beloved D/F!

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[info]consumedbywords
2008-02-26 01:47 am UTC (link)
When did the NY fandom get so weird? Did I miss the memo? I mean the usual shipwars are to be expected, but STALKERS? This has gotten seriously insane.

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[info]csiny_sl
2008-02-26 04:10 am UTC (link)
Hahah, I dunno either. I guess it's inevitable in any fandom, wank cropping up.

Ship wars are totally normal in fandom but yeah, I agree with you, stalkers pushes it up to seriously insane, alright!

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[info]talulababy
2008-02-26 05:22 pm UTC (link)
I just hope this is what they do for passing time during hiatus. Because if these posts were true, it'd be a major f**k up over there.

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[info]csiny_sl
2008-03-22 03:08 am UTC (link)
Well, if this was just a prank, it'll mean the secrets aren't true. At least they were entertaining then, eh? :P But if they're true, I agree with you, it'd be a major fuck up.

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[info]talulababy
2008-03-22 03:22 pm UTC (link)
Well, if this was just a prank, it'll mean the secrets aren't true. At least they were entertaining then, eh?

Hell, yeah. I almost didn't want it to end. Is this make me a bad person? XD

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(Anonymous)
2008-02-27 05:04 pm UTC (link)
I don't really have an opinion about this, I just roll my eyes at these nutters.

But I know that sugah was also someone big on tv.com, but she left the board from one day to the other, never saying why and she never came back.

But could be the DL Chem board as well.

I don't know.

I just go and laugh a little bit.

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[info]csiny_sl
2008-03-22 03:10 am UTC (link)
Huh. Interesting! Thanks for the information. I've never gone to the TV.com boards so I had no idea.

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But could be the DL Chem board as well.


Sorry, I don't understand this bit, what do you mean? :>

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[info]lady529
2008-02-27 07:43 pm UTC (link)
Aw, we get to be roaches! I rather like roaches, when they're not in my house, that is (we don't usually get them at all here).. Plus the roaches get points from Drew Carey! Mainly 'cause he's trying to make friends with them before the nuclear war hits, but still.. "A thousand points to the roaches!"

I'm so glad I've never encountered a D/F fan who's been batshit (poor diarrhea-ridden little fluffballs, the bats) crazy..

Aaaand I'm ranting. Low blood sugar at the moment and should not be allowed to post anything. But had to. 'Cause of the batshittery (love that word, btw. Writing it on a jacket as I type).

The Lady 529

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[info]csiny_sl
2008-03-22 03:27 am UTC (link)
*lol* Yeah! Roaches! Wow, Drew Carey likes roaches? *thinks about it* Oh yeah! I remember now! :D He did say something about roaches and nuclear war, hahaha. Loves him.

Heh, feel free to rant. It's good for the soul, don'tcha know? ;P

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[info]lady529
2008-03-22 06:23 pm UTC (link)
Drew Carey rocks X D

Wish ranting was good for your grades as well.. I'd easily score a perfect A in CSI:NY ranting 101..

Btw, I sent a couple of friends who were looking for anything CSI:NY related that doesn't think Lindsay is teh best liek omg your way.. Oh, and they also tend to embrace the truth that is D/F, so I figured you wouldn't mind : )

The Lady 529

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[info]frenchy_chicks
2008-03-04 07:33 pm UTC (link)
This is funny, but an undertone of creepy. I mean, I'm scared for our CSI people... the crew members even. *shudder*

I think I know why us Danny/Flack people are sane... because the smut is just too good to pass up :D Let's hope these people don't get into a position of power or anything like that. Creeeepy!

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[info]csiny_sl
2008-03-22 03:28 am UTC (link)
*rofl at your icon* Wow, it is so appropriate for this post! I love it! What the heck was Dean/Jensen looking at?!

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Let's hope these people don't get into a position of power or anything like that. Creeeepy!


Oh man, that just made shivers run up and down my spine. Creeeeepy is right!

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seriously?
(Anonymous)
2008-03-21 08:36 pm UTC (link)
i'm not familiar with the secrets site or much of the happenings b/t the fangirls/boys from DL or DF, but i stumbled across all this & if this is true, it's very disturbing.
if a fan has entered the delusional side of things, he/she needs help, ASAP! the safety of the actors comes first...people need to remember that Carmine & crew are actors "playing NYC csi/detectives" this is all for entertainment purposes.
it's ok to have your fantasies, whatever they may be, but at the end of the day, it's all still ficticious. i just hope that Carmine doesn't get hurt by all of this. i mean, if someone's standing outside his house for 3 hrs, the authorities need to be called in.
i have a question, has anyone responded to these "secrets" like owned up to posting them in the first place?

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Re: seriously?
[info]csiny_sl
2008-03-22 03:34 am UTC (link)
Seriously. It's very disturbing whether the secrets are true or not!

I agree, if what the secrets claim are true, whoever they're referring to needs some counselling or psychiatric care at the very least. See, most fans understand the difference between the actor and the character but then ya get some who don't. And then in that little group, you get a few who jump over the sanity line and, well ... I guess ya might get the kind of crazy folk like the secrets describe. :/

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i have a question, has anyone responded to these "secrets" like owned up to posting them in the first place?


As far as I know, nope, haven't heard anything about that. But you can bet I'll be posting about it if it happens!

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