CSI:NY Slashed! - Fanfiction, Fanimation & Fanart

Thank you to bambiblake007 for making a post about this:

LET ME STATE TO YOU THAT CARMINE GIVOVINAZZO CREATED THE THING BETWEEN DANNY AND LINDSAY! SO IF UR A FAN OF DANNY U HAVE ATLEAST RESPECT LINDSAY GO HERE TO SEE!

If you want to retain your sanity and not click on the CBS forum link, the gist of things is, some wacko D/L shippers Lindsay fanatics are claiming that 'Carmine created D/L and therefore we must respect Lindsay if we are Danny fans'.



Want even more hilarity? They cited a TalkCSI interview claiming Carmine said 'he and Anna Belknap had chemistry off screen like he had with other cast members even thought she's new' ... and when they were called out to prove it, they said 'it was in another interview but weren't sure which one it was'.



Ah, you crazy D/L shippers, you have brought desperation to a whole new level. I can say with 110% certainty that Carmine did NOT create D/L. I'll leave it at that.

Remember that fandom wank madness that happened at fandomsecrets? Where someone posted a secret about a psycho fangirl stalking Carmine Giovinazzo's house? Followed by three secrets? And another one?

This LJ post blew my mind.

Well, ladies and gentlemen, it seems that sugah66 was the stalker referred to in those secrets! I am seriously creeped out just typing her username now. *shudders*

What are your thoughts on this?

I love Youtube for it being the top place to go for clips of so many TV shows and movies. I wanna know something about some series or film I have yet to watch, boom, Youtube I go. I am always amazed at what can be found there (like the gay samurai film, Gohatto in its entirety!).

Naturally, there are fanvids on Youtube. And naturally, you get teh shipper wank too.

Here's one Danny/Flack fanvid with some wankiness in its comments. If ya don't wanna download the video to read the comments, here's the copypasted wankiness:

( are u..crazy?or just high? )

That's just one fanvid. I bet I'll find even more wankiness in D/F fanvids that have more views. It's hilarious to me even Youtube comments are threatening to them (gosh, do I even have to bother specifying who 'them' are anymore?). I also bet if things were turned the other way around and their fanvids got negative comments, you'll be seeing them wanking about being OMG PERSECUTED AND HATED AND ATTACKED!111! The hypocrisy is disgusting.

If anyone comes across more Youtube shipper wank, please to be letting me know.

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That showed up on today's fandomsecrets secret post. Like faylinn_drake and 1csimfan (and who knows who else), I got an anonymous message with a link to the post where the secret was posted.

I've run out of curses and swear words at the immense batshittery. This secret is truly the cream of the batshit crop. So if I'm reading it right, the alleged stalker person not only wants to stalk Carmine Giovinazzo, but also Eddie Cahill and Anna Belknap?! Holy SHIIIIIIT. And who's Alex?! If I'm reading that bit right ... the secret is saying the alleged stalker used this Alex's toothbrush to ... clean cat litter?! Grooooooss. Dude, if that really happened, whoever you are, I sure hope you changed your toothbrush too.

Ya know the part that's freakiest to me? If the secret is true, CBS knows about this insanity. How messed up is that?!

P.S. It hurt my eyes like hell to read the damn thing. Hey secret poster, you no heard of good contrast?!

Okay, I reread the secrets and I realized there's a whole lotta information in them. But first, a very brief recap of the previous Carmine stalker wank: A secret shows up on fandomsecrets on Feb 21st claiming that a fan had stalked Carmine Giovinazzo's house and stood outside it for hours waiting for him to come out. An anonymouse or two show up and names sugah66 as the alleged stalker. A whole buncha wank ensues but after a day or so, it dies down.

Gee, did we speak too soon or what?

Okay, I'll have to assume whoever posted the secrets are D/L shippers. D/L smut writers warring? Private D/L LJ groups? D/L shippers posting and sharing PICTURES of his HOUSE on the freakin' INTERNET?!

Can I have a big cup of What the Fuck with a plate of Are You All Fucking Crazy please?


( Secret #1 )
( Secret #2 )
( Secret #3 )

Ya know what? I'm just so happy Danny/Flack has none of this batshit insanity. I love you guys for being fantastic people who don't act like crazy two-year-olds or something.

Holy mother of God.

Just when I thought the Carmine stalker wank was over, THREE new CSI:NY-related secrets show up! Here's the first one:



Holy SHIT, am I right?! What the hell is going on in the Danny/Lindsay side of the fandom?!

( Geeeeez, wait till you see the next two secrets! )

I am SO staying away from the D/L side. Even if ya paid me a million bucks, I wouldn't join it. *LOL*

Guys ... this got posted on fandomsecrets's latest post:



Are you as morbidly curious about this as I am? :o What psycho would stand outside Carmine Giovinazzo's house for hours?! Who is this nutjob?! More importantly, who are her 'friends'?! COME, SPEAK TO US, 'FRIENDS'. (And yeah, you bet I've commented on the secret in the post. I WANT DETAILS, DAMNIT.)

GIANT EDIT: Whoa, okay, it's safe to say the CSI:NY fandom officially has its first wankfest involving psycho fangirls stalking actors and the likes. Hey, you anonymouses! Be my fwends, pwease?

( The low down on the wank so far ... )

BROTHER OF GIANT EDIT: ... wow. I don't even know how to summarize the rest of the wank. faylinn_drake did a phenomenal job of posting about the wank and one particular anti-D/F comment which you can read here.

( Wank AHOY! )