CSI:NY Slashed! - Fanfiction, Fanimation & Fanart

How about this: We have CSI:NY in an alternate universe ... where zombies exist and are domesticated via 'tags' that are specialized control collars around their necks. Let's just say some weird-ass virus afflicted the world and now when people die, they automatically return as zombies unless they're decapitated. If they're not tagged or decapitated, they start eating people.

In this alternate universe, there's no homicide department anymore, only anti-zombie squads and you guessed it, Flack is part of one. While CSIs still investigate homicides and such, the dead people always come back as zombies so they can be interrogated after they're tagged.

Flack is responsible over the CSI HQ morgue where the dead folks and zombies are kept. Any zombies go wild, he's the guy who guns them down with his twin machine guns and saves the day.

( And on one particular day, while Lindsay, Danny and Hawkes are in the morgue with Sid for their investigations, a zombie goes wild. )

Bwahahahah! I dunno where that came from either.

Coming up in my next post, something different that I hope will bring a grin to your face. Ever wondered what anime!Flack an anime!Danny look like while dancing in sync? *g*

Mr. Bunny, u so mean. I iz not bitch! ;_; Well, not all the time anyway.

talulababy, you're right, an episode like All in the Family is too good to pass up for a follow-up story. So here it is, the plot bunny I've thought up that I'd like to share with you all. If I had to categorize it, it would go into the 'dark, kinky and way more smutty than One Week' group.

( Got your attention yet? )

What do you all think of that? >:)

... I do not remember how the heck I ever thought up of this particular plot bunny. I really don't. I literally WTF'ed at myself when I was browsing through my fic notes folder for the Wherever You Go notes and saw flack-pornstache.

Yeah, that's apparently what I called the file. *lol*

( You, uh, wanna read what the story's about? )

I blame this on bad cheese I ate at the time. Either that or it was seeing Eddie with the pornstache in Lords of Dogtown. Yikes!

Here be a cracktastic Danny/Flack storyline for some laughs:

The premise: During the investigation of a crime scene at a bookstore in Chinatown near Brooklyn, Flack comes across some yaoi comics and soon discovers a lot more about himself than he bargained for!

If you don't know what yaoi means ... just think of it as the Japanese version of slash, except it's much more commonly produced in comic book form than as written stories.

Yes. Imagine Flack, tall macho homicide detective, addicted to yaoi comics. :P

( What I cooked up so far for this plot ... )

P.S. I'm half-way through the second installment of Wherever You Go. :) Hopefully I can post it within the next week.

It's been such a long time since I used this icon. I'd love so much for a bunny that looks just like that. Except I'd probably snorgle it into oblivion, and then I'd have to explain to my family how it was possible to snorgle something into oblivion in the first place.

Hmmm, the bottom!Flack picture should be up within the next 24 hours. It's, uhm, it's probably the most graphic thing I have ever drawn yet. And it's very likely that anyone who sees it will never see Flack or Danny the same way ever again. *lol*

Aaaaaaanywaaaaaaaays ... I have ze new plot bunny to share with you guys. At this point, I'm not too sure whether to make it a gen story or a story with Danny/Flack in the background.

( The story starts off with it being a regular day for Danny Messer ... )

Here's another plot bunny that bit me in the butt recently! (Ah, Mr. Roundy Bunny, how I've missed thee.)

Right, it starts off like this: Flack and Danny happen to have work-related conferences that take place on the same days in the same venue, so naturally, the two detectives go together and share a room. Things seem to be going fine, until night falls and it's time for bed.

Flack's snoring like a big baby, utterly dead to the world, but poor Danny can't sleep. For one thing, his mancrush is sleeping in the same room with him. Another thing is, it sounds like their nextdoor room guests are busy dancing the horizontal tango, and making a heck lot of noise while they're at it.

At first, Danny's amused and becomes Mr. Ear-Voyeur, listening to the noises filtering through the wall. He hears a guy moaning, waits for the sounds of a woman ... and then gets a shocker when he hears another man groaning away! The anonymous gay couple go at it for so long, that by the time they've stopped, it's already morning!

( Poor Danny ends up nodding off at one of the talks he has to attend ... )

Yesh, really, I'm finishing up Roses and Thorns. Been busybusy lately and I also got somewhat stuck at a certain part of the story. The good news is, teh block is teh gone, so expect the final installment of the story sooooooon.

Yesh. I am a quarter-way through a fic request. Hopefully I'll finish it by this week.

In the meantime, here are two more plot bunnies to amuse you.

( In which Flack and Danny end up in dresses. )

( In which a Corgi has a view fangirls can only dream of. )

I think I might write the second bunny after I finish the fic request. It's so friggin' angsty, what I've written is already killing me softly. Yeah, bad pun with the last three words, I know.

They just won't leave me alone. One seriously cracktastic one bit me just now, and it's definitely centered on Flack. *lol* Have you ever watched Bewitched? If you have, yeah, I think you know where this is going.

Flack ... is a warlock. Yes, he's one, but nobody in his life in and out of work knows about this except his family, who are, of course, also warlocks and witches like everyone else in the wizardry society that the world has no idea exists. His dad's a warlock, his mom's a witch, and both are highly respected in the wizardry society and in the 'ordinary' world. The main reason Flack has never been outed is because he's very careful about not letting anyone see his powers at work. Ever.

Then, one day, a certain blue-eyed CSI called Danny Messer enters his life. And now, he's got a few issues he has to deal with. One, he can't seem to hide his powers from Danny. At all. Two, Danny's an 'ordinary' person, which means he isn't ever supposed to be able to see anything related to magic. And three ... Flack's head over heels in love with the guy. Problem is, warlocks and witches are forbidden from being attached to an 'ordinary' person, much less marry them.

And to top it off, Flack's parents aren't happy at all with this development, and make an arranged marriage with another influential family in the wizardry community who come from the land of wheatfields.

Can ya guess who it is? ;P And how will the boys deal with this mess?

Oh season one of CSI:NY. How magnificent you were ... When I watched your very first episode, I'd finally found a tv series that truly spoke to my inner darker self. Danny was the hot, fiery punk I became crazy about, Flack was the badass, snarky homicide detective who made leather jackets sizzle, Mac was a man who had feelings and could hurt like anyone else, Stella was tough and the shoulder her friends could lean on, Hawkes was the hottest ME to grace television, and Aiden ... oh, you fitted so well in the cast it's painful to remember you're a character who's gone for good.

Bloody hell, TPTB, why the hell did you cave in to popular trends and rode on the waves of other shows instead of letting CSI:NY grow as it originally began ... a fantastic, eerie and gritty show that was utterly NYC? Whhhhhyyyyyyyyy. *headdesks*

Shit. I thought watching the season one reruns would let me compare it with the latest season and allow me to note the improvements ... except I didn't see any. All I ended up was believe more than ever was that season one was it. It was ... it, damnit!

*sigh* I highly doubt it'd ever go back to its former glory, not unless the show goes through another major makeover for the fourth season. It'll never return to its gritty, spine-tingling originality of season one, not with the complaints about it 'being too dark and creepy'. That WAS what made the atmosphere so good! AARRGH!

( Okay. No more ranting or my brain will explody ... so here's a new cracky plot bunny! )

Right. Now here is one plot bunny that's gonna truly earn me the title of Cracky Writer of CSI:NY.

Imagine this.

Danny ... is a merman. *plugs ears from screams of horror* A merman of royalty! Yes, you got it, it's the ultimate Little Mermaid spoof!

Except Danny is the underwater prince. And Mac and Stella are the mer-king and mer-queen of the sea. And Aiden is Danny's angelfish guardian and confidant. And Hammerback is Danny's hammerhead shark bodyguard. And Lindsay is a human princess who's being forced into an arranged marriage with a charming prince. And Hawkes is the evil sorcerer octopus dude who wants to keep Danny all to himself.

Oh, and who can forget Flack ... that very charming prince who falls head over, uh, tail for a certain merman prince?

I'm friggin' crazy. What's new?

P.S. Next story to be updated and finished ... One Week!