CSI:NY Slashed! - Fanfiction, Fanimation & Fanart

Oh my gosh. My very first fanfiction story ... is coooompleeeeeeeete! ;w; Feels like my first baby has grown up and left the nest, hahahah. Man, this final chapter is SO not safe for work, it's frightening. This is dedicated to all the Danny/Flack fans over at TalkCSI's Danny/Flack thread. You rock, girls! Enjoy the 15-page smutfest extravaganza, ya horndogs. *g*


Fandom: CSI:NY
Author: Kimmychu
Rating: FRAO (YA, RLY.)
Pairing: Danny/Flack, Danny/Mac
Content Warning: Cracktasticness, odd body changes, language. Did I mention cracktasticness?
Spoilers: Set after ‘Necrophilia Americana’, so spoilers for any episode previous to that
Summary: After a freak laboratory accident at CSI headquarters, Danny is cursed (or blessed, depending on how you see things) with very unusual … add-ons. Inspired by a forum comment: “Danny is the show’s DD breasts.”
Disclaimer: Nope, none of the characters belong to me. What a shame. I would treat them oh so well. They have no idea what they’re missing.


* Chapter 30

( It was the heavy sound of the shopping bags hitting the floor that made Flack halt in his tracks. )

Just for trivia's sake, the total words for the entire story amounts up to ... 100,679 words! No kiddin'. I wrote a friggin' cracktastic NOVEL. *slaps forehead* Oh, and the story is still largely unbetaed, although I did change a minor detail in Chapter 6, thanks to a reader's info about ... boobs. *eg*

Okay, I need to counter all the angsty writing lately with some happy Danny/Flack schmoop. :> Yesh, I also thought this was gonna be the last chapter, but, uhm ... the smutty bits in this one got way long. Which means, the next (and final for sure!) chapter is pure D/F SMUT. Hohohohoh. But until then, enjoy this latest installment!

Fandom: CSI:NY
Author: Kimmychu
Rating: FRAO (Totally.)
Pairing: Danny/Flack, Danny/Mac
Content Warning: Cracktasticness, odd body changes, language. Did I mention cracktasticness?
Spoilers: Set after ‘Necrophilia Americana’, so spoilers for any episode previous to that
Summary: After a freak laboratory accident at CSI headquarters, Danny is cursed (or blessed, depending on how you see things) with very unusual … add-ons. Inspired by a forum comment: “Danny is the show’s DD breasts.”
Disclaimer: Nope, none of the characters belong to me. What a shame. I would treat them oh so well. They have no idea what they’re missing.


* Chapter 29

( Flack was turning out to be a total romantic nutcase, and that was just fine with Danny. )

I am so badly looking forward to the finale for season 2. ;w; Poor Flackie. *huggles the prettiest homicide detective in the world*

Oh YESH. The legendary Tanglewood 2 episode is heeeeeeeeeere! :D I'm SO looking forward to watching it later, wheeeee. Sorry for the late update, but here's the second last chapter of the story! Which means, the next one ... is the last. ;w; And it's also the one you pervy Danny/Flack fans have been waiting for too, *fufufufufu*.

Fandom: CSI:NY
Author: Kimmychu
Rating: FRM (baaaack down again)
Pairing: Danny/Flack, Danny/Mac
Content Warning: Cracktasticness, odd body changes, language. Did I mention cracktasticness?
Spoilers: Set after ‘Necrophilia Americana’, so spoilers for any episode previous to that
Summary: After a freak laboratory accident at CSI headquarters, Danny is cursed (or blessed, depending on how you see things) with very unusual … add-ons. Inspired by a forum comment: “Danny is the show’s DD breasts.”
Disclaimer: Nope, none of the characters belong to me. What a shame. I would treat them oh so well. They have no idea what they’re missing.


* Chapter 28

( Detective Danny Messer returned to full-time work after a leave of over two weeks, much to the delight of many female lab technicians, as well as a few male ones who were prudently hushed about it. )

Just to let those of you who haven't watched the latest CSI:NY episode yet ... I am told there're some very good Danny/Flack moments. Don't miss it!

All I have to say about this part is ... so NOT safe for work. Danny/Flack fans will, hopefully, find this chapter satisfying. I am rather embarassed, by the way. It turned out so much longer than expected. >w>

Fandom: CSI:NY
Author: Kimmychu
Rating: FRAO (definitely so!)
Pairing: Danny/Flack, Danny/Mac
Content Warning: Cracktasticness, odd body changes, language. Did I mention cracktasticness?
Spoilers: Set after ‘Necrophilia Americana’, so spoilers for any episode previous to that
Summary: After a freak laboratory accident at CSI headquarters, Danny is cursed (or blessed, depending on how you see things) with very unusual … add-ons. Inspired by a forum comment: “Danny is the show’s DD breasts.”
Disclaimer: Nope, none of the characters belong to me. What a shame. I would treat them oh so well. They have no idea what they’re missing.


* Chapter 27

( His shower was running. )

Okies, according to my latest outline check, the story will end in ... three chapters! Awwwww. I still can't believe I wrote this monster of a story. *lol*

Okay, the, uh, climax of the main storyline is here! I think that's what it's called. :P

Fandom: CSI:NY
Author: Kimmychu
Rating: FRM (it'll go up in the next one *g*)
Pairing: Danny/Flack, Danny/Mac
Content Warning: Cracktasticness, odd body changes, language. Did I mention cracktasticness?
Spoilers: Set after ‘Necrophilia Americana’, so spoilers for any episode previous to that
Summary: After a freak laboratory accident at CSI headquarters, Danny is cursed (or blessed, depending on how you see things) with very unusual … add-ons. Inspired by a forum comment: “Danny is the show’s DD breasts.”
Disclaimer: Nope, none of the characters belong to me. What a shame. I would treat them oh so well. They have no idea what they’re missing.


* Chapter 26

( One minute into the break-in, Lindsay was drumming her fingers nervously on the grey steering wheel, chewing on her lower lip. )

Whoops, sorry for the late update. If you haven't noticed, the updates are getting a little slow 'cos, well ... the story is nearing an end. ;w; I think it'll be another, uhm, four or five chapters? The last one promises to be the mega-porntastic one, so I guess D/F fans can look forward to that. *g* Anyways, here's the next installment!

Fandom: CSI:NY
Author: Kimmychu
Rating: FRM (back down again for this chapter)
Pairing: Danny/Flack, Danny/Mac
Content Warning: Cracktasticness, odd body changes, language. Did I mention cracktasticness?
Spoilers: Set after ‘Necrophilia Americana’, so spoilers for any episode previous to that
Summary: After a freak laboratory accident at CSI headquarters, Danny is cursed (or blessed, depending on how you see things) with very unusual … add-ons. Inspired by a forum comment: “Danny is the show’s DD breasts.”
Disclaimer: Nope, none of the characters belong to me. What a shame. I would treat them oh so well. They have no idea what they’re missing.


* Chapter 25

( Mac was standing at the window, his mien grim and discontented. )

By the way, I'm already writing out the outline for a new shorter CSI:NY story. No crack, I promise! But I hope it'll be as funny as this first one. :> It's entitled The Parakeet. Let ya ruminate on that, mweheheh.

Okay, this is the, uhm ... Well, you just gotta read it. X3 First time I've ever written anything like this, so I don't blame ya for laughing if you do. The update was a little late 'cos the D/F bit kinda daunted me for a while. This chappie's not safe for work.

Fandom: CSI:NY
Author: Kimmychu
Rating: FRAO (yep, it's finally up)
Pairing: Danny/Flack, Danny/Mac
Content Warning: Cracktasticness, odd body changes, language. Did I mention cracktasticness?
Spoilers: Set after ‘Necrophilia Americana’, so spoilers for any episode previous to that
Summary: After a freak laboratory accident at CSI headquarters, Danny is cursed (or blessed, depending on how you see things) with very unusual … add-ons. Inspired by a forum comment: “Danny is the show’s DD breasts.”
Disclaimer: Nope, none of the characters belong to me. What a shame. I would treat them oh so well. They have no idea what they’re missing.


* Chapter 24

( The romance books always got it wrong. )

Fufufufufufu, yesh, I am teh ebil.

This is the chapter I'd like to call the Ultimate Danny/Flack Angst-Fest. If just a little bit of angst makes ya bawl your eyes out ... get your tissue papers ready. Oh, by the way? It's D/F from here on out. And uhm ... it gets hot in the next one. *g*

Fandom: CSI:NY
Author: Kimmychu
Rating: FRM (it may go up later)
Pairing: Danny/Flack, Danny/Mac
Content Warning: Cracktasticness, odd body changes, language. Did I mention cracktasticness?
Spoilers: Set after ‘Necrophilia Americana’, so spoilers for any episode previous to that
Summary: After a freak laboratory accident at CSI headquarters, Danny is cursed (or blessed, depending on how you see things) with very unusual … add-ons. Inspired by a forum comment: “Danny is the show’s DD breasts.”
Disclaimer: Nope, none of the characters belong to me. What a shame. I would treat them oh so well. They have no idea what they’re missing.


* Chapter 23

( The wacky, yellow sponge thingy was dancing across the television screen again, singing about ice cream and prancing about like a poof with its pet snail called Gary. )

*Fufufufufufufufuffu*. >w>

I am still embarassed by the PWNage from yesterday. *lol* However, something good came out of it. Now I can't bloody stop thinking about painting those descriptions of those Playgirl images for REAL. *evil cackle* Anyways, sorry for the slow posting of chapters here ... birthday celebrations have left me high and apparently, vulnerable to Carmine-related pranks for a day. If the guy reads any of my LJs, he'd be laughing his head off. :P

Fandom: CSI:NY
Author: Kimmychu
Rating: FRM (it may go up later)
Pairing: Danny/Flack, Danny/Mac
Content Warning: Cracktasticness, odd body changes, language. Did I mention cracktasticness?
Spoilers: Set after ‘Necrophilia Americana’, so spoilers for any episode previous to that
Summary: After a freak laboratory accident at CSI headquarters, Danny is cursed (or blessed, depending on how you see things) with very unusual … add-ons. Inspired by a forum comment: “Danny is the show’s DD breasts.”
Disclaimer: Nope, none of the characters belong to me. What a shame. I would treat them oh so well. They have no idea what they’re missing.


* Chapter 22

( Stella could have been a superb quarterback in some other life. )

P.S. I am seriously looking forward to Tanglewood 2. I mean, sure, Flack's not working with Danny, but I hope they'll have some angsty scenes together. :D

Yikes. This is the longest chapter yet. Nearly killeded me. =w=b Remember that warning about not drinking or eating anything while reading this? Yep, don't do any of that for this one either.

Fandom: CSI:NY
Author: Kimmychu
Rating: FRM (it may go up later)
Pairing: Danny/Flack, Danny/Mac
Content Warning: Cracktasticness, odd body changes, language. Did I mention cracktasticness?
Spoilers: Set after ‘Necrophilia Americana’, so spoilers for any episode previous to that
Summary: After a freak laboratory accident at CSI headquarters, Danny is cursed (or blessed, depending on how you see things) with very unusual … add-ons. Inspired by a forum comment: “Danny is the show’s DD breasts.”
Disclaimer: Nope, none of the characters belong to me. What a shame. I would treat them oh so well. They have no idea what they’re missing.


* Chapter 21

( Flack tapped a staccato rhythm with his feet, munching on potato chips from the bag of chips in his grasp. )

All I have to say is ... MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! >w>